If you’ve ever wanted to experience an MFM orgy but couldn’t, the next best thing might be to hire a shemale escort. Why? Well, she’s likely to have an impressive penis, plus ample breasts. You can suck on her tits while her dick is buried deep inside you, potentially leading to a trip to the emergency room later to extract it!
Shemales do combine the best of both worlds, so today I’ll be reviewing a Canadian shemale escort site, ShemaleCanada.com. Get your wallet ready as I dive into the site and find out if the ladies are worth a good fuck or two, paid for out of your inheritance.
I’m not here to ask if you’ve ever been intimate with a shemale. If you have, a quick glance at your cock would tell me the truth, as I’m sure it would still be eagerly reminiscing about the experience! If you haven’t, that’s a shame. Let’s take a look at the escort profiles on this Canadian site.
The site homepage is a mess, with non-escort ads everywhere and a confusing layout. Tabs include Shemales, Gallery, Video, Sites, Personals, Live Cams, Top TGirls, Forums, Links, Where, Theatre, and Reviews. Some tabs are useless, while others take you off-site. The Live Cam and Personals tabs work as expected, but the Video tab has fewer than ten videos of unclear origin.
Escort profiles on ShemaleCanada.com are mostly bare-bones, with one or more images and a brief bio. A phone number and location are included, and some escorts list their email or OnlyFans profiles. Scrolling down each profile reveals more ads for other escorts, which can be distracting.
In general, the escort quality on the site is average at best. Most appear to be amateurs, though they seem eager to get intimate with anyone with a good amount of spare cash. You can’t zoom in on the pictures, and they’re mostly amateurish selfies. There’s also no way to scroll from one escort profile to another without going back to the homepage.
The site’s design is adequate, but any admiration for it is overshadowed by the deluge of ads scattered throughout. The bottom of the homepage has a list of Canadian cities, where you can find escorts, but it’s hidden away in an odd location.
Overall, I can’t recommend ShemaleCanada.com. The site design is a mess, the escort quality is average at best, and the abundance of ads is overwhelming. If you’re in the market for a shemale escort, you might be better off looking elsewhere.