Terb

Fucking Terb! In case you haven’t figured it out by now, Terb com is actually a forum site, rather than an escort site. Yeah, it is a forum, one that seems to be oriented towards the hiring and eventual drilling of escorts in Canada, which makes it the kind of forum I can sign up for! Once you enter the site address you get a cool and stylish page that is very filled with flashing ads. A sign near the top of the page warns you to get the hell out if you are not at least 18 years old, with an Enter Forum button being positioned near the top of the page.

Click on this to enter the site, which has a pretty big homepage. At the top right of this page are the Login and Registration tabs, plus a search bar, while the opposite corner has the Forum, What’s New, and Members tabs. The latter two have pull-down menus that let you search for specific content, while registration is free, with only your email and a password being required.

Sweet Tidings Of Great Pussy Do I Bring!

I gotta say I am loving what this escorts Canada site is bringing to the table. That of course is chicks of all types and sizes, ranging from high-end ones that charge a liver and half your spleen for intimacy, to pretty normal ones that attach pretty reasonable rates to their cunts and assholes. In general, escorts on Terb com are quality and seem to know what they are doing. Their pictures are usually professionally taken and their profiles are most often detailed. But not all escort profiles here will come with images. Talking about pictures, just about every Canadian escort here has multiple ones on her profile and these are big as brass and often worth wanking to. Better not do that though, unless you are willing to pay a wanking fee!

Paying For Heaven!

Hope you know that going to heaven is supposed to be free. Well, the escorts on Terb clearly haven’t gotten the memo and can charge you a pretty penny for wanting to hit them between the legs with your woody and rough up their cervix something awful! Prices for services rendered vary widely at this escort Canada site. Isabella Divine for example charges 250 for a half-hour, 400 for an hour, 600 for 90 minutes, 700 for 2 hours, and 900 for 3 hours.

Now, on to business! The escort site I will be putting under a microscope today is called Terb.CC. For sure it is not a catchy name and always seems to remind me of crabs. And the crabs I am talking about here are not those you eat at high-end restaurants, but those you unwittingly catch from skanky chicks who don’t bath too often and think their pussy is an impeccable laundromat that never needs cleaning!

Now, escort profiles on this escorts Canada site are sorted according to geographical locales. You can click on the Greater Toronto Area link, the North York, Vaughan, and Richmond Hill link, the Downtown Toronto link, the Markham and Scarborough link, and the Mississauga, Airport, Brampton, Etobicoke, and Oakville link to get escorts working in these respective areas. The biggest number of escort ads are found in the GTA area and these fill 43 pages, with the earliest being from late October 2019 and the latest on the first week of March this year. These ads are vertically arranged, showing the name of the escort concerned, when she last posted on the site, plus the number of people who viewed her posts and replied. Options at the far right of the page let you sort the kind of escort you want to see. There’s also a search bar at the top of each escort profile list. I entered terms like Teen Escort, Asian Escort, Montreal Escort, and Black escorts and got nothing in return. I guess it’s broken or got shit for brains!

If you are in Canada it sure is going to be hard not to love Terb! If you are not in Canada, it’s still going to be hard not to love the site and what it offers. Yes, it’s cluttered and ad-filled, but cannot be beat given the range of escorts, massage therapists, and forum topics on hand here.